"Never do this in your Life"
Tidbits from the wise, and not-so-wise:



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Geraldo Rivera
"Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants."
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Tim Allen
"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
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Winston Churchill
"Never must we dispair, never must we give in, but we must face facts and draw true conclusions from them."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth."
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Albert Einstein
"Never do anything against conscience, even if the state demands it."
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat."
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Ernest Hemingway
"Never confuse motion with action."
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Lyndon Johnson
"Never... give a man a present when he's feeling good. You want to do it when he is down."
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Nikita Khrushchev
"Never turn your back."
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Mark Twain
"Never let your schooling interfere with your education."
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Napoleon
"Never interrupt an enemy while he's making a mistake."
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Richard Nixon
"Never look back. Look forward. You've got to have something to live for, otherwise you cease to live."
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George S Patton
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."
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Harry S. Truman
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
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Woodrow Wilson
"Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide."
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Bertrand Russel
"What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind."
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Erma Bombeck
"Never accept a drink from a urologist."