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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. |
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Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen. |
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Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? |
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Don't bother me, I'm living in a dream world. |
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This isn't an office its hell with florescent lights. |
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I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. |
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I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. |
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You! Off my planet!!! |
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I Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control. |
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Bottomless pit of needs and wants. |
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I like cats too. Want to exchange recipes? |
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If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my dog. |
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Does your train of thought have an engine? |
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Errors have been made, others will be blamed. |
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If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil. |
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See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. |
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A PBS mind in an MTV world. |
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Allow me to introduce myselves. |
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. |
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Better living through denial. |
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Whatever kind of look you were going for - you missed. |
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Adult child of Alien invaders. |
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I can't remember - am I the good twin or the evil one? |
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Don't worry, I forgot your name too. |
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Adults are just kids who owe money. |
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I just want revenge... Is that so wrong? |
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I work more than 40 hours a week to be this poor. |
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2? |
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Nice perfume, must you marinate in it? |
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Not all men are annoying - some are dead. |
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses. |
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Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work is done here. |
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Ambivalent? Wellll yes and no. |
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Everyone thinks I'm psychotic except for my friends on Mars. |
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Is it time for my medication or yours? |
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How do I set my laser printer to stun? |
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks. |
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I majored in liberal arts - do you want fries with that? |
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